So my school has this thing where we give offerings to our mascot, Testudo, during finals week because legend has it that he’s pretty lucky.
And it’s this pretty cool tradition. But now, well, I think it may be getting a little out of hand….
is that… a hand sanitizer dispenser?
ladies, if a guy doesn’t eat pussy but still expects to get his dick sucked… laugh right in his face. laugh as you put your clothes back on. leave the room in the midst of your laughter. go home while laughing. keep laughing for the rest of your life. never stop laughing.
I wish this post was around when I was dating my last boyfriend.
look at this snape i found
it seems normal but then
what is this
turn to page 394 motherfucker
on my grave, it will read “regretting all the ships that never sailed” and some people will think it’s poetic, but others will know
why do we need to watch the sky to enjoy the stars when the ultimate star is me
ha im a piece of trash
As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
Is seven okay?
you smooth fucker