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ghostbuttvin:

"are you a boy or a girl"

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catnepeta:

batchthecumber:

So my school has this thing where we give offerings to our mascot, Testudo, during finals week because legend has it that he’s pretty lucky.

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And it’s this pretty cool tradition. But now, well, I think it may be getting a little out of hand….

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is that… a hand sanitizer dispenser?

pearlsnapbutton:

jessepnkman:

ladies, if a guy doesn’t eat pussy but still expects to get his dick sucked… laugh right in his face. laugh as you put your clothes back on. leave the room in the midst of your laughter. go home while laughing. keep laughing for the rest of your life. never stop laughing.

I wish this post was around when I was dating my last boyfriend.

otterly-riddikulus:

look at this snape i found

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it seems normal but then

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what is this

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turn to page 394 motherfucker

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torple:

on my grave, it will read “regretting all the ships that never sailed” and some people will think it’s poetic, but others will know

baracknobama:

i hope manners is the next cool trend

stabs:

why do we need to watch the sky to enjoy the stars when the ultimate star is me

5herlockholme5:

thepainofthefeels:

5herlockholme5:

ha im a piece of trash

As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
Is seven okay?

you smooth fucker



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